Kids, just don't drink and email. It's as simple as that.
You would surely not be lucky as lucky as Patrick Davidson here. He went out for a night and had more than a few drinks it seemed. Then, he decided the best thing to do was to acknowledge how hungover he would be to his teacher and ask for an extension on a paper.
Antsped shared the (hopefully real) email on Imgur. It is beautiful.
Where it really gets good is Mr. Martin's response, which is thoughtful, funny and kind enough to actually grant poor Mr. Davidson that extension he so deserves.
Now, even though everything looks like it worked out for the best, students should really take heed and not email their teachers while drunk.
Or, actually, you know what? Yeah, go ahead and do it! We'll have more gems like this in our life and most will surely not end half as well.
Good yard, everyone.