Romney: "I don't see our influence growing around the world. I see our influence receding."
Obama: "... You've been all over the map."
Tell us how you really feel, Pastor Miller.
Jim Lehrer: "A little pitchy, but mmm. Good stuff!"
The Gregory Brothers are at it again, this time with an autotunerrific version of Wednesday night's debate.
MC Lehrer wanted a verse, but no one was having any of that noise.
And people accuse our media of getting it wrong!
Poor lil' Iran.
Samuel L. Jackson's new spot for Obama is a perfect homage to the audiobook he recorded for Go The F**k To Sleep.
But what would Dr. Suess think?
(Not Safe For Work -- language.)