In this world right now there exists a lamb that desperately, fiercely, wants, needs to be a dog. Meet Little Dorrit.
Despite all manners of determined attempts Little Dorrit has failed to surmount the most crucial hurdle— convincing the farmyard cat on the whole matter.
Here she is responding to her owner's call like a loyal dog:
Sometimes she'll hit up her fellow canine homies to play around for a bit:
When duty comes calling and her dogs need backup, she's there in a jiffy.
And she never passes on the opportunity for after hours drinks with her comrades:
Sadly though, Simon the cat sees this all as mere silly business.
Is it just us or is Brad Pitt the true life Benjamin Button? The strapping lad is straight up aging backwards.
These two should consider hosting/presenting at awards shows together more often. Pretty much anyone was helpless to stare at their ridiculous, effortless display of handsome.
Kudos to the young and seemingly continually controversial stud for his commitment to maintaining his sobriety; but dude, mega props for this sweats and socks-tucked-in combo. At least his lady lover friend Mia Goth (the two have been dating on and off since 2012) doesn't mind.
In other news, LaBeouf just won a lawsuit against his uncle, and will receive a $1 million dollar payout. It sounds like LaBeouf's uncle Barry Said is one lowballing, cheap son of a wayward son; and in short, never came through on paying Shia back for an $800,000 loan.
Seriously. Just pay him back!
This might be the best Star Wars related hit to pop up on the internet subsequent to the movie's recent debut. Beautiful things happened when the parody accounts for 'Emo Kylo Ren' and 'Very Lonely Luke' collided to exchange blows.