Turn up your man-crushes folks, because Chris Pratt has once again won our hearts by giving us commentary from his recent InStyle Magazine shoot.
He took to Instagram and relayed hilarious anecdotes for all of his fans to see:
The whole hilarious series culminated in this awesomeness:
We heart you, Chris Pratt!
Rio was crazy busy over the weekend! Here are the highlights of what you missed:
Anyone out there wanna be the best like no one ever was - but in the sheets?...Well these Pokémon-inspired dildos might be just what you're looking for.
Specifically, 'Pokémoan' is a creation from Geeky Sex Toys, a workshop of self-proclaimed 'cheeky nerds', currently based out of Brisbane, Australia. Brace yourself folks, cause some of the following images aren't exactly 'office-friendly'!
Sometimes we lose ourselves amidst the pursuit to catch 'em all...Let's just hope that this fool over in Milford, Michigan wasn't actually trying to catch a Parasect before he was apprehended by police authorities.
Chief Thomas Lindberg said the man (William Wilcox) just made it easy, by showing up. Wilcox, a repeat offender with a warrant out for his arrest, ended up right in front of the men that'd go on to take him into custody.
"It was a misdemeanor warrant for a failure to appear on a breaking and entering charge," Lindberg said. "They approached him. Took him in custody without incident and he admitted he was trying to catch the character at the flagpole."
EVERY day since May 26th. Dude, I can't even.
And then glorious beauty struck. Seth stepped to the plate, and address the incessant string of 'exposed' tweets:
Things weren't weird enough though, were they?
So well, this is what it's come to huh? No, not actually; but it's only a matter of time before this laughable commentary on gettin' offended becomes a reality.
“From the color of your Starbucks cup to a lion being shot in Africa, don’t miss your chance to get offended today about an issue you didn’t know existed yesterday!”