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Modern Family's Jesse Tyler Ferguson is ticked that co-star Eric Stonestreet beat him out for an Emmy on Sunday -- so ticked, in fact, that he went on Jimmy Kimmel to kick off his new campaign against straight actors who are "stealing gay American jobs."
His best line:
On Mitt Romney: "You can't have a beer with him, because he doesn't drink. You can't have a cup of coffee with him, because he can't have caffeine. You can't even play Monopoly with him because he keeps trying to put the dog on the car."