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Swedish fashion brand Acne Studios has launched a new emoji-inspired collection,  including a sweater with poo on it.
Via: The Local
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Swedish fashion brand Acne Studios has launched a new emoji-inspired collection, including a sweater with poo on it.

According to its official description, it is supposed to be a "brown swirl of mousse". Well, we are not fooled, it is the poo emoji!

If you are in the mood for the poo emoji sweater, it comes with a hefty price. Items in the collection vary from 120 to 400 euro...

food poop emoji churro disgusting fail trendy dessert
Via: FoodBeast
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Made with a fondant, edible black marker, and named The Number Two, you too can eat sh*t a poop emoji churro at The Naughty Churro if you're in the LA-area.

The delicious concoction can be found at their pop up shop in the Night Market from August 5-7. Seriously, how transfixing is this?

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Definitely serving this one at my next family reunion.

movies poop work Production Assistants Sue Paramount Because of Their Crappy Jobs
Via: thewrap
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Production assistants who worked on blockbuster films such as 'The Wolf of Wall Street' and 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' who were in charge of parking are now suing Paramount Pictures and other associated production companies. 

The suit claims that they were not allowed to leave their assigned locations, which led them to start keeping "bottles and buckets" in their vehicles for any inevitable bathroom breaks. 

On top of that, they claim that in cold weather they had to leave their cars running continuously but were never compensated for it.  And they had to work 60-100 hours a week regularly while being paid a flat rate of $150 a day without overtime. They were also not given food on set during their 12-hour-on-average days. 

The suit is an attempt by the PAs to get compensation for such poor working conditions. 

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Via: VICE
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The global nutrient pump's clogged and we're to blame.

In a recent paper, an international team of scientists proposed the human race went and mucked up the natural redistribution and recycling processes of the world's nutrient supplies. Due to the extinction of many species, and the endangerment of even more, we currently deal with a worldwide sh*t-fueled nutrient production system that operates at 6% capacity.

We can't guess how severe such a low operating capacity imposes at this point, but we can all agree this is some bulls*it.

Can't we just let the far-roaming animals fu*king roam?

But the good news here is we'll probably create some new nature preserves, and maybe restore some cloned mammoths.

Fu*king mammoths.

Response of The Day: New Jersey Man Responds to Police Summons in Best Way Possible
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This whole situation just really stinks.

A New Jersey man is facing charges after wiping a police summons "between his butt cheeks" and throwing it at an officer.

The 45-year-old man is reportedly facing a felony for purposely causing the officer to come in contact with bodily fluids during the incident this summer.

The indictment alleges that the man threw the summons in the direction of the officer after "placing it between his butt cheeks" and "wiping the paper in an upward and downward motion."

Dang, Jersey man. You're giving Florida man a run for his money.

Via: Kotaku
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A Sanrio pop-up cafe in Hong Kong has something peculiar on the menu.

The yellow dim sum desert causing a stir is based on the Sanrio character Gudetama, a sleepy egg yolk dude.

If the fact that the desert is an anthropomorphic egg yolk with a big butt isn't enough, it also does something when you poke a hole in its bum with a chopstick.

Look at this little cutie.

Yup, this is a pooping pastry.

And it also vomits custard.

That's all, yolks.

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This one really stinks.

UFC star Urijah Faber had a very eventful party after a woman stormed into his house, locked herself in his bathroom and pooped everywhere.

Faber was entertaining guests at his Sacramento home where he captured the entire event on Snapchat. The police eventually showed up and escorted the very stinky woman away.

If there was one good thing from this tale, it was this: Faber made some new friends.

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