Phuc Dat Bich is a phucing liar.
The man who claimed Facebook was deleting his profile every time he updated it to his unfortunate-sounding name now tells Guardian Australia he made the whole thing up.
His real name is Tin Lee, a 23 year old living in Melbourne.
The trickster fooled the people of the Internet and countless publications (including Cheezburger) with a Facebook post lamenting his name.
He had this to say about his hoax in a Facebook post, which now seems to have been deleted:
"What started as a joke between friends, became a prank that made a fool out of the media and brought out the best in the people who reached out to me. It didn't bring out the anger and darkness that we often see on the internet, but it brought a levity and humanity in a time we need it most.
"Out of this ordeal I've concluded not to trust the credibility of the media, it's twisted by the hungry journalists who mask the truth ... It goes to show that an average joe like myself can con the the biggest news sources with ease."
What a Bich.
Most people welcomed Doritos decision to team up with the It Gets Better Project and make rainbow tortilla chips.
Some people didn't and voiced their disgust on the Doritos Facebook page.
That's where Mike Melgaard and his fake Doritos ForHelp account comes in.
Halloween's just around the corner!
And surely you've thought, "Hey, I'd love to dress up as a large lumpy potato with a horrifying black-eyed stare and a shock of colorful hair just to make the whole thing zing its way into the night terrors of children everywhere."
Well, you are so in luck! Some costume that slightly resembles one of those troll dolls from the 1990s, but more accurately looks like the untold insanity of pure evil, is now available from Joker's Masquerade.
Here's how they describe the thing:
This cute pink Troll Doll costume is both a charming and unusual fancy dress idea.
Includes a brown bodysuit with attached shoe covers, gloves and a rounded padded tummy.
A matching brown headpiece with stuffed nose, ears and a large grinning mouth is also included.
The headpiece is topped with a tuft of bright pink hair which can be styled to your liking.
You look like you haven't screamed for a while. Let's fix that. pic.twitter.com/HjJbCHpUjo— Jamie Smart (@jamiesmart) September 14, 2015
Please don't dress like this for Halloween. You will surely get chased down the street by maddened villagers looking to destroy the thing they fear most.
"Kill it!" they'll scream. "Kill it with fire!"
The British Embassy in Kiev sassily tweeted out a helpful guide on Wednesday to help the Russians identify their tanks in Ukraine, which they claim aren't actually there.
The image includes a graphic showing some of the features of a T-72BM tank, as well as photos of them reportedly spotted in the area in the past few months.
At the G20 summit this past week, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper told Russian President Vladimir Putin to "get out of the Ukraine."
Putin's response: "That's impossible because we are not there."