Jay Jones of the Chicago Tribune lucked into finding what could be the secret recipe of "11 Herbs and Spices" that make up Kentucky Fried Chicken. What do you think, could this be the real deal:
Apparently white pepper was super rare back in Kentucky in the 50's, so that was a HUGE secret back then.
Who knew anything white was kept a secret in Appalachia?
If you try it, let us know how it compares to the real thing.
Some Americans accidentally invaded Canada this weekend when about 1500 folks in floats got pushed off-course by strong winds, pushing them onto the Ontario side of the St. Clair River in Michigan.
Unwilling to share their Molson, the Canadians insisted on bussing everyone back to the border to U.S. Customs:
It has been crazy busy. Thank you Sarnia Transit. Also thank you Esso & Lanxess. Couldn't have done it without you. pic.twitter.com/a47hmm92QS— Sarnia Police (@SarniaPolice) August 21, 2016
We can guarantee they kept the party going once they got back on U.S. soil, because #Merica'!
Remember, this is the land that, until recently, was known as the "land of rape and honey."
Oh Canada, you do keep trying, don't you?
For your body positivity of the day, Twitter has erupted with the "Mermaid Thighs" craze as an antidote to the thigh gap. "Mermaid Thighs" are thighs that touch:
To show your love for damn fine thighs, use the hashtag #mermaidthighs
In a shocking turn of events, Stanford University has made Model/TV Host/Vacant Starer Tyra Banks a Professor:
Banks will be a guest lecturer for MBA students next May, co-teaching a class on personal branding. May we suggest they expand her course offerings to include "The Art of Fierceness," "Neck Lengthening for Beginners"...
and "Theorizing Branding With Only Your Eyes."
Get it, girl.