The question that will decide this election: are we Shredder off today than we were four years ago?

Here's our first look at the new TMNT set, which is available now. When you play with them, you can make them say "cowabunga" to your heart's desire. Future sets are on the way.

Earth to Turtles: apparently "Cowabunga" is like, bodaciously old-fashioned, dudes. You know what's gnarly and rad? "Booyakasha."

Yup, that's the idea for Nickelodeon's new TMNT show -- because if rappers (and Ali G) said it ten years ago, it'll be cool for children starting... now.

The good news? A few early reviews suggest the reboot might actually not suck. See for yourself when it premieres this Saturday morning.

Some pregnant women are smug, some aren't, and some are totally awesome and paint TMNT's Krang right on their bellies.

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Classic TMNT was a staple for many a youth, and now you can make this radical party van box set a staple of your DVD collection.

Pre-order it today!

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A radical animated tribute to the boys in green, with an art style as unique as it is compelling. As far as the turtles go, a little grit goes a long way.

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The world's most fearsome fighting team is back, and not because of Michael Bay. The show comes from Nickelodeon, and it's refreshing to see some respect paid to TMNT's comic-book origins.

Incidentally, today's TeeFury design is just as radical. But hurry, this deal ends at 9 p.m. PST.

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