What if The Crow was a sh*tty sitcom? That's Everybody Loves Draven -- a concept so perfect, the universe willed it into existence.

West Side Story's knife fight rumble is way cooler with lightsabers.

When you're a Jedi, you're a Jedi all the way, from your first Deathstick to when you dissolve into a ghost.

Starring Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle, Guy Pearce, Rebecca Hall, James Badge Dale, Jon Favreau, and Ben Kingsley, the flick is out May 3.

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Right up there with "Excuuuse me, Princess!" in the highest ranks of overused-yet-strangely-charming TV catchphrases.

The Ohio State University Marching Band follows up its unbelievable video game-style performance with another geeky show based on space and time travel. It's all worth it for the moving DeLorean at 7:30.

See how Master Chief began in a David Fincher-produced Halo 4 trailer. Fincher initially teamed up with CG studio Blur for The Goon and The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo's excellent opening, and animation is a better place for having him. Case in point.