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Everyone's favorite more-presidential, less-in-jail version of Wesley "Blade" Snipes, Abraham Lincoln, stars in a badass new red band trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

Is Honest Abe fighting for freedom? You bet your stovepipe hat he is! It appears vampires want to secede from the union and form their own nation -- and also drink the lifeblood of humans, and other not-so-nice things -- and Mr. President is prepared to kick four score and seven vampire asses to stop that from happening.

tl;dr: there's vampire decapitation galore!

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter opens June 22.

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Russia gets an extended trailer for Timur Bekmambetov's Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, featuring (not surprisingly) the 16th president laying the smack down on some undead creatures of the night.

Sure, all the narration is in Russian, but the action tells you everything you need to know.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, starring Benjamin Walker, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Dominic Cooper, arrives in theaters June 22.

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