Complete with carved-watermelon Krang.

Well played, Mike!

Too soon?

If it actually moved, that would be even cooler.

Billing themselves as "Ninja Acrobaticalist Theatre," performance troupe NANDA delivers a live, John Woo-style experience thanks to incredible talent and a very well-coordinated sound guy.

[thanks, kyle!]

What's an eternity through time and space without a few cookies?

[failblog]

Christian Bale has arrived at Aurora, Colorado's Swedish Medical Center to visit many of the recovering victims of last week's tragic shooting.

A movement has been circulating on social media networks for Bale to appear as Batman, but it seems the actor made a tasteful choice to leave the cape and cowl at home. More pictures of the visit can be seen here.

[buzzfeed]