J.K. Simmons returns as several alternate-universe versions of Aperture Science CEO Cave Johnson in Portal 2's new level editor, Perpetual Testing Initiative, and his hilarious level-starting quips have been compiled into a single 25-minute YouTube video.
Not gonna lie: I listened to the entire thing. Also, chariots. Chariots chariots chariots.
[toplessrobot.]
Valve's Portal 2 level creator DLC, Perpetual Testing Initiative, is out today, along with an important memo from Aperture Science head honcho Cave Johnson.
Cave Johnson here. Your boss. It's come to my attention that some of you are concerned after receiving my all-staff memo yesterday ("You: Design Test Chambers or You're Fired"). So to put your minds at ease, let me clarify: You are not mentally ill and you did read the memo just fine. It was real. You should be designing test chambers, right now and at all times, or by God I will fire you.
Sounds serious. I'd get to work before the man with the combustible lemons gets any angrier.
Perpetual Testing Initiative is available for Windows and Mac. You can grab it for free on Steam.
[kotaku.]
Cave Johnson presents the official trailer for Portal 2's upcoming Perpetual Testing Initiative level creator DLC, and explains how it's going to make the game better use volunteer labor to drive down costs for Aperture Science.
Now, get back to work!
Perpetual Testing Initiative is due out May 8, and it's free.
[gamerant.]
