Oh wow.

Okay, maybe the timelines don't exactly make sense, but seriously -- this guy hates sand.

It warms the heart to know that classic Star Wars can still capture the imagination of today's youth, and that the biggest spoiler of the last 30 years can remain intact for the very few. It's about to blow these kids' minds.

Well done, geek parents!

Star Wars has seen millions of redesigns, from steampunk to medieval, Anime to velvet painting. But few are as exciting as DeviantArt user Denis Medri's vision of the classic characters as teenagers from the '80s.

Make sure you see the whole set, including Yoda as a Mr. Miyagi archetype, and the Imperials as a hoodlum biker gang.

[fashionablygeek]

Everything about the USPS is pretty drab -- uniforms, post offices, vehicles. Fortunately there are some creative people out there willing to spice things up, such as with this Darth Vader-inspired mailbox, complete with a light saber flag. This probably puts a smile on the face of their mail carrier every day.

Going under the knife is an unsettling feeling under any circumstance, but imagine drifting off into La-La Land with this surgeon's mask as a lasting visual. Jen at EPBOT fashioned this "Lady Vadore" mask from a $30 Darth Vader prop mask, which is actually part of a larger, yet-to-be-revealed costume.

[obviouswinner]

A masterful parody of Jeremiah McDonald's Conversation With My 12-Year-Old Self, through the lens of Darth Vader and his... embarrassing childhood.

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