If only American politics were more like Yu-Gi-Oh...

Cracked's After Hours crew has a reasoned debate about whether Mario or Bowser is the real villain of the Super Mario Bros. games, and Bowser fares better than you might expect for a spiky, kingdom-invading kidnapper.

Of course, it's not hard to look good when you're up against "a dick with a moustache."

To be fair to Mario, though, bringing Donkey Kong Jr. into it was kind of a low blow.

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