It happens a lot. This supercut catalogues every kill from season two of Game of Thrones, set to Rage Against The Machine. Find season one's version here.

Naturally, this is Not Safe For Work for major gore. And a good healthy dose of SPOILER WARNING.

... with a pretty strong exception. The Song of Ice and Fire author has always been a Marvel nerd, and recently told MTV Geek that he would love to write Doctor Strange comics -- but it can't be rebooted or retconned.

I would have to have my lawyers to meet with Marvel's lawyers and work out an absolutely iron-clad contract that would say whatever I did in the story would continue to be canon forever, and would never be retconned, rebooted or reimagined out of the universe when some later writer decided to mess around with it. Because I hate that, I hate — I've always hated reboots and retcons and the fact that a writer comes in and undoes what a previous writer did and, y'know, brings dead characters back to life, kills new characters that weren't intended to die. That's the one thing I don't like about comics. That drives me crazy.

So what do you think? Is it worth it?

And there's more for Doctor Who, Breaking Bad, and Downton Abbey.

Not only accurate, they're also a handy guide for when Grandma inevitably asks about your "Allons-y" tattoo.

We all loathe Joffrey more than words can express, and this poster knows just how to channel our agressions.

[nerdapproved]

You've surely seen Funko Pop! figures before -- the cute, minimalist bobbleheads that range from Green Lantern to Run-DMC. Add Game of Thrones to that mix, and let Khal Drogo frown at you from your desktop all day long.

Coming this winter (seriously). Bracing and whatnot.

[forcesofgeek]

It takes some serious concentration to coordinate one song from two different Zelda games, but these gentlemen end up delivering a stunning concerto. Bravo, direttore.

[thanks, chris!]

The added bonus is that every single one is poisoned, per George R.R. Martin's willingness to kill anyone at any time.

[after12]