Nothing kills your cool-dude vibe in the heat of the moment like a tricky wrapper. This revolutionary design not only preserves your coolness, it enhances it.

Whatever genius invented it deserves a medal. A medal that can be pinned to their giant brain.

[twbe]

Based on Apple's snarky "Mac Genius" ad, this confused man just wants to get the most out of his brand new Death Star.

[themarysue]