Every anime opening ever made, edited by Derek Lieu.

[cartoonbrew.]

Before they were Earth's Mightiest Heroes, the Avengers were Earth's Most Photogenic High Schoolers.

Well, except for Hawkeye, whose superpower used to be "Kickass Late-'80s Hairstyle."

[biotv.]

Valve's employee handbook (PDF) reveals that they're just as awesome to work for as you always suspected.

Strike that: work with. Here's the handbook's glossary definition of CEO Gabe Newell: "Of all the people at this company who aren't your boss, Gabe is the MOST not your boss, if you get what we're saying."

And before you ask: yes, the handbook does have a page 3.

[theawesomer.]

If you feel like there are way more Internet startups than actual original ideas these days, you're not alone.

A new website called Nonstartr (I see what you did there) generates hilariously plausible pitches for startups that, tragically for all of us, could probably get funded.

You've heard this formula before: "It's like [successful web service] for [group]!" or "It's like [existing app] meets [other existing app]!"

Do stunt pilots need their own Tumblr? Probably not, but that's never stopped anyone from trying a startup before.

[thenextweb]

Arnold Schwarzenegger's DVD commentary for Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines may rival his work on Total Recall as his best commentary performance ever.

Come for Arnie's play-by-play descriptions of the on-screen action, and stay for his lengthy discussion of the female Terminator's boobs. It's every bit as awkward as it sounds.

[geekologie]

Warner Bros.' live-action American remake of Akira is currently on hold, much to the relief of fans everywhere, but Patrick H. Willems has created his own adaptation that even hardcore Akira fans will be able to get behind.

And if you can't trust the man responsible for White Luke Cage, who can you trust?

Just bear with it until the end. Its true genius takes time to unfold.

[toplessrobot]