Every episode of The Original Series is present and accounted for.

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The captains of all five Star Trek television series' stood in a room together for only the second time ever this weekend, and first on foreign soil. The quintet reunited at the Destination Star Trek convention in London, which is the UK's first official Trekkie gathering in ten years.

This Wibbly Wobbly T-shirt is the shiniest in the 'verse -- and today it's only six bucks.

This is about as weird as it gets, folks. The same group also has a sexy TARDIS dance. Let the confused feelings commence.

They may be boldly going where everyone else has gone before, but you've got to hand it to the impressive Korean-to-Klingon translation at work here. Maybe.

Space Ace is currently in a fundraising campaign to make these Trek hoodies a reality. Your donation also counts as a purchase, and they come in a multitude of colors.

If the emblems on your earthly chariot aren't sufficient, here's where you can turn -- a selection of affordable, tasteful car insignias that will surely tickle your fandom fancy.