Okay, maybe the timelines don't exactly make sense, but seriously -- this guy hates sand.

Liked it, if you had: then put a ring on it, you should have.

Black Milk Clothing made a splash a few years ago when they introduced R2-D2 and C-3PO swimsuits. Well, since then they've doubled down on the Star Wars merch, showing off the entire line in this video. Just don't let the strangely ominous music get you down.

It warms the heart to know that classic Star Wars can still capture the imagination of today's youth, and that the biggest spoiler of the last 30 years can remain intact for the very few. It's about to blow these kids' minds.

Well done, geek parents!

The Angry Birds official Tumblr posted this image today, claiming the next big thing is near. In all likelihood, it's a new bundle of levels for Angry Birds Space with a Star Wars theme, but with such a giant property it could very well be a whole new game.

Even the nearsighted can see the Galaxy Far, Far Away with these Star Wars-themed glasses.

The designer specs come in an array of flavors from Boba Fett to Stormtrooper. With a little convincing, it'll be the nerdiest thing your insurance has ever paid for.