Okay, maybe the timelines don't exactly make sense, but seriously -- this guy hates sand.
It warms the heart to know that classic Star Wars can still capture the imagination of today's youth, and that the biggest spoiler of the last 30 years can remain intact for the very few. It's about to blow these kids' minds.
Well done, geek parents!
Even the nearsighted can see the Galaxy Far, Far Away with these Star Wars-themed glasses.
The designer specs come in an array of flavors from Boba Fett to Stormtrooper. With a little convincing, it'll be the nerdiest thing your insurance has ever paid for.