See if you can spot the hidden message.
The gold you see in the photo above was not found in a river or a mine. It was produced by a bacteria that, according to researchers at Michigan State University, can survive in extreme toxic environments and create 24-karat gold nuggets. Pure gold.
Cue the old-timey prospector jig.
For a paltry $45 bucks, you can make your very own cotton candy machine. If you're capable of welding and cutting steel, that is.
If not, it's still worth a watch for the real revelation -- you can make cotton candy OUT OF OTHER CANDIES. Candy canes, Werther's Original, lemon drops, you name it. Jump to 6:55 for the genius.