Beyond Pro of the Day: Basketball trick shots. Difficulty: Basrah, Iraq.
Morning Fluff: Cat and rat drink milk from the same bowl in an Aesop fable come to life.
Lights Out: "I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me."
RIP Society of the Day: The revolution, brought to you by Carl's Jr.
Carl's Jr.: "F*ck you, I'm Tweeting."
[@carlsjr / @fart.]
The Singing President of the Day: President Obama accepts Buddy Guy's challenge to sing a verse of "Sweet Home Chicago" at tonight's East Room blues concert.
Earlier: Obama sings Al Green at the Apollo