Because Disney princesses lead such tortured lives.
Malala is now well enough... she is happy... she's communicating very freely, she's writing.
However, she's "not out of the woods" yet.
She is still showing some signs of infection, which is probably related to the bullet track. [There is] some infection in the bullet track, which is our key source of concern.
Doctors estimate she will need a few weeks to rehabilitate further, then part of her skull will need to be reconstructed.
Let's face it: In the same way we all have a zombie plan, our instincts are movie-honed for a secret-agent scenario -- as soon as these guys are given a destination and a countdown clock, the inner Bond comes out just as the train station turns into an obstacle course.
One of the coolest marketing stunts ever.