New Sport of the Day: Kronum is a new game for the new era of modern athlete that's basically soccer, but with a whole bunch of new rules.
Complicated? What's complicated? You spin the Wheel of Mayhem to go up the Ladder of Chance. You go past the Mud Hut, through the Rainbow Ring to get to the Golden Monkey. You yank his tail, and BOOM -- you're in paradise pond!
Could not be more straightforward.