Accepted Challenge of the Day: The Mission: Pick up girls. The Catch: Using Internet memes.
The Warning: It's every bit as cringe-worthy as it sounds.
This Changes Everything of the Day: Who knew Rebecca Black's "Friday" was actually a song about the JFK assassination? The government knew, man. The government knew.
(inb4 "Friday" isn't actually a song about the JFK assassination.)
[sfwchan / towleroad.]
Morning Fluff: Maybe a little Waka Flocka Flame will convince this sleepy kitty to get moving.
Early Bird Special: A two-year-old goes from sleep to swag without skipping a beat.
Lights Out: Because he's the Pop Tart Cat Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
[context / thanks casey!]
Hail To The Thief of the Day: Czech Republic president Václav Klaus helps himself to a ceremonial pen during a press conference in Chile.
In fairness to President Klaus, it does seem like it was a pretty sweet pen.