Call It A Comeback of the Day: Mr. Chi City was minding his damn business like he do and someone accidented onto him.
Oh, and also, Mr. Chi City's back.
(sNSFW, Mr. Chi City.)
Next-Level Prank of the Day: Ah, the old "young Japanese girls turn into old Japanese men" gag. Works every time.
Anthropomorphized Animal of the (Catur)Day: In Soviet Russia, cat watches television.
BAMFs of the Day: Canadian troops stuck in Afghanistan with nary a Timmy's in sight teach you how to prepare a passable cup of coffee under combat conditions.
(sNSFW, combat language.)
Adding Inflorescence To Injury of the Day: A Narragansett woman who had her credit card stolen says she received an unwelcome gesture of gratitude from the thief: A bouquet of flowers with a note that read "thnx for ur money."