OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Someone told 3-year-old Jesse that he's too small to be the governor of New Jersey and now he's all upset.
Who told you that, Jesse? Was it Chris Christie? That big meanie.
Breaking Cobra News of the Day: NBC News is reporting, and a live press conference at the Bronx Zoo has confirmed, that the missing cobra has been recovered from inside the zoo's Reptile House, and is now "safe and secure."
The deafening silence of @bronxzooscobra further suggests that the snake has had its iPhone confiscated, much t
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Now where have I seen this before? Oh, that's right: Every dystopian sci-fi film ever.