Creepy Creeper of the Day: Ark Music Factory founder and CEO Patrice "Weirdo Usher" Wilson sits down with a hard-hitting investigative journalist to clear up certain misconceptions about his legitimate, non-pedophilic music-making business.
One misconception that certainly gets cleared up: Patrice Wilson is a legitimate businessman who should definitely be allowed within 100 yards of children.
Also: Television and TV.
Typical American Regrets of the Day: A recent study conducted by Northwestern University's Kellogg School of Management professor of marketing Neal Roese and Mike Morrison of University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign asked 370 adults to describe their most memorable regret in detail.
"Romance" reigned supreme as Americans' chief regret, with 44% of women reporting a romance-oriente
In-Flight Safety Video of the Day: "And then suddenly there was this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out / and they just started falling thirty-thousand feet / the pilot's on the microphone and he's saying / 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh my god. I'm sorry' apologizing / and she looks at the man and says, she says 'Where are we going?' / and he looks at her and he says 'We're going to a party. It's a birthday party. It's your birthday. Happy birthday Darlin'.
So This Happened of the Day: At this weekend's InvaderCON -- a fan convention celebrating the 10th anniversary of Nickelodeon's cult cartoon Invader ZIM's 2001 premiere -- the show's voice actors treat attendees to a special in-character reading of "Day of da Spookies": One of the show's many unproduced episodes.