I WANT TO BELIEVE of the Day: This "Spanish TV report" about a foiled convenience store robbery is real and I will inflict grievous bodily harm on anyone who says otherwise.
A.B.S. Snorter and his Lego brick sorter,
Will suck up your bricks and do other neat tricks.
He'll place them in bins with nothing but grins,
And sort them by color for only a dollar.
The Interpipes Are Leaking of the Day: As if you needed another reason to be madly in love with Paula Deen, it seems the Butter Queen is not only aware of her Internet meme, Paula Deen Riding Things, but is actually quite fond of it.
"I think its great to see how creative my fans are!," she recently told Bites
Sick Sad World of the Day: Richard Lewis Ludwig, an Okemos, Michigan resident visiting his son in Florida, was charged by the Polk County Sheriff's Office with credit-card theft and forgery after using a credit card he stole from a college student to purchase two large pizzas.
From The Orlando Sentinel: