Like A Junior Executive of the Day: Rule of thumb: If you absolutely must vomit, at least be a man about it.
This kid knows what I'm talking about.
Frankie Muniz News of the Day: Frankie Muniz's girlfriend Elycia Turnbow told police in Phoenix that her celebrity beau punched her in the head and then aimed a gun at himself, "possibly with the intent of committing suicide," during an argument about "prior relationships."
Muniz refuted the claim, telling t
Kids Get Upset Over The Darndest Things of the Day: 7-year-old Jonah, who, for reasons unclear, refers to Justin Bieber as his "teenager," is rather distraught over his teenager's loss to underdog Esperanza Spalding at Sunday's Grammy Awards.
A word of advice, kid: Learn to pick your tantrums. There's plenty more heartache ahead.