While driving to Mecca, a Saudi motorist filmed this daredevil texting away on the hood of a speeding car.
The MTV Video Music Awards were yesterday and here's all the hottest stuff that went down you need to know about today:
Britney, that is. And she came out in full effect.
Everyone agreed that she killed it.
After an incoherent, motivational, rambling introduction, Kanye shocked the room with a HOT Flash Dance-themed video starring the uber-hot Teyana Taylor.
Check it for yourself here:
Teyana Taylor's VMAs video https://t.co/XH9yt8xbh6— [J]ayJChillin (@JayJazzi) August 29, 2016
She swept the awards, including Video of the Year for "Formation."
For a full winners list go here, and for video clips of the most awesome moments of a better-than-average VMA's, check it here:
...we still miss Prince and Bowie though.
Criss Angle directed Dee Snider in this stripped down version of Twisted Sister's hit "We're Not Gonna Take It". Angel's direction of the video is clearly in support of his children's cancer foundation, CrissAngelHELP.com and for the upcoming Children's Cancer awareness month of September. Unfortunately the video ended up a big ball of cringe for Snider and Angel.
In a pretty-much universally offensive Photoshop FAIL, Vogue Brazil decided to superimpose disabilities on their own able-bodied models in a promotion for the Paralymics instead of using ACTUAL Paralympians.
The Paralympians were okay with it...
...but we're still not. We'd rather see more barrier-breaking pics of these AMAZING athletes:
Read more about it here.
Al Roker, America's favorite formerly-portly weatherman, just lost his shit on international tv, calling Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte a liar, for the lies Lochte recently told about being attacked at gun point in Rio. Which he wasn't. Which makes that a lie. Which makes Lochte a liar.
Lochte, the liar, even admitted to "embellishing the truth" in an interview with Matt Lauer.
Read more about the drama here.
For his punishment, Lochte is getting his own turn on Dancing With the Stars, while other Olympians who created international incidents are actually getting in real trouble for wrongdoing.
ShitpostBot 5000 is the surprisingly talented robot overlord that creates funny memes from user-uploaded content.
In addition to uploading your own images for it to work with, on the ShitpostBot 5000 site you can see a gallery of memes it has generated, and if you go back and revisit a template over and over, you get new content every time, to hilarious effect:
They are gloriously funny in their randomness...
Excellent work, shitposters, excellent work.
Falkirk Outdoors education officer/photographer Craig McLaren had an encounter with a mindfuck of biting midges in the Cairngorm mountains in the eastern Highlands of Scotland:
Thankfully, Google and the National Parks Service today offered up free 360-degree tours of the National Parks. Coincidence, I think not.
I'm staying indoors after that shit.