In a shocking piece of not-news that's rocking the waves of the celeb internet today, Renee Zellweger is revealed to be both: 1. A Real Human Being who occasionally ages like Real Human Beings Do and 2. A Grown Adult Woman who probably had some work done on her face.
In the wake of these startling revelations, we will provide a reproduction of the poster to the hit film Bridget Jones's Diary for reference:
There are costumes that are scary, costumes that suck, and costumes that are just plain cool. This would fall squarely in the "plain cool" category. Last year, Glowy Zoey lit up the night with her stick figure costume, and now she's rocking a rainbow Minnie Mouse motif.
Deadmau5 would be proud.
The 26-year-old singing nun Cristina Scuccia defended her song choice in an interview with Italian Newspaper Avvernire saying, "Reading the text, without being influenced by previous interpretations, you discover that it is a song about the power of love to renew people [and] rescue them from their past."
Scuccia added, "I'd like to see her face when they tell her it's a nun singing."