To put it lightly: party foul bro. On another note, ball lightning is pretty sick huh?
Hillary Clinton left her tin foil hat at home, was up late re-watching 'Independence Day' for the 99th time cause that movie just gets her; but she still brought her game face last week to drop some extraterrestrial wisdom on us all.
The Democratic presidential front-runner told the Conway Daily Sun during a campaign stop that, "I think we may have been [visited already]. We don't know for sure."
One can't even fathom how big D. Trump's going to roll with this one. He's probably not going to be chill about letting alien races set up shop on earth though.
Either this Russian business lady photoshopped the sh*t out of this for the sake of a few (hundred) likes on her Facebook feed, or she actually flashed this selfie with an alien breathing down her neck.
Maybe this is why we haven't discovered proof of extraterrestrial life; the potential 'alien' in question sits right behind someone, and that person's too busy popping off selfies to notice some life defining, groundbreaking business.Viktor Lunev, commenting on behalf of a Russian aero-centre, said: 'Pilots and stewards are very superstitious and maybe there is a reason.' Yeah, or maybe this is real life, and the invasion's right round the corner Lunev.
Of course, maybe the poor galactic conquistador was just trying to commute to work in peace; who are we to stir up a feverish fuss about it?
The truth is out there...on Facebook. Where everything is true, duh!
Over the weekend, there was a UFO in Los Angeles that freaked everyone out. The government says it was a missile test, but surrrrreeeee it was.
Do you want proof that aliens visited California? Well, here it is. This strange two-legged deformed thing from San Jose was posted on Facebook and Reddit the night of the UFO sighting.
If someone tells you the UFO over Los Angeles was just a government missile test, just show them these photos that are definitely not of a deformed animal fetus and definitely are of an alien creature.
What do we think this creature is?
Two words: Jersey Devil.
Independence Day is upon us.
Footage capturing a bizarre UFO in Los Angeles last night spread across the Internet and freaked out everyone.
HOLY sh*t..this is a still from the video I caught of the huge blue UFO over LA.. It's uploading right now. pic.twitter.com/YwP90iFkCU— Julien Solomita (@JulienSolomita) November 8, 2015
The video, filmed by vlogger Julien Solomita appears to show a small light in the sky exploding into a giant blue ball.
People were excited.
As it turns out, the U.S. military says they were conducting a test on a missile system.
Riiiggghhhtttttt...everyone totally believes that.
The Truth Is Out There.
The UFO in LA was a military missile practice says the government.. pic.twitter.com/oB2xLtxM37— Moisés Tirado. (@Moytirado) November 8, 2015
Those who want to believe are going a little nuts over a grouping of large stones found on Mars, which looks suspiciously like Stonehenge.
Appropriately, its been given a portmanteau — Marshenge.
The Daily Mail has the story:
However, experts have in the past said such stone circles may form as a result of natural processes that also occur here on Earth.
For example, the freeze-thaw cycle of permafrost can cause sediment to churn and separate by grain size that can cause boulders or large rocks to produce stone circles or polygons on low slopes.
The stone circle was highlighted on the Facebook page of a group called Journey to the Surface of the Mars, which regularly pinpoints unusual 'alien' features.
The stone circle on Mars was spotted in images captured by the High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment, or HiRise, camera on board the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter.
This is just one of the many weird Martian things that people have crazy theories about. Remember the facehugging crab monster?
Until the aliens use their stone communicator to conquer us, we'll just be rocking out to this:
It seems like every other day we hear about a UFO sighting. Either the aliens are ramping up their full invasion of Earth with an increase in surveillance, or we just have an exorbitant number of cameras now which allow us to capture anything and say it's 'unidentified'.
Maybe it's just FOX marketing the return of the X Files this January.
Whichever it is, the truth is out there.