Oh, Canada of the Day: You know how you fall and break your hip in the lobby of hospital but don't worry about it because you think "at least I'm in a hospital"? That's exactly what happened to 82-year-old Doreen Wallace.
How About That of the Day: For 24 years, Canada was forced to watch as its national Under 17 soccer team lost match after FIFA U-17 World Cup match, outscored by superior players 45-3 across 13 games.
Enter: Quillan Roberts, the team's 16-year-old reserve goalie, who, in the 87th minute of play against England, with his team down 2-1, shot a powerful kick from the halfway to score the first goal by a keeper in any full-sided FIFA tournament, and, more importantly, del
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This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: A senior at Donald A. Wilson Secondary School in Withby, Ontario, was suspended for the remainder of the school year for uploading a series of humorous videos to YouTube.