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South Park killed Donal Trump Last Night
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As is their wont, South Park destroyed Donald Trump last night.

Trump has obviously been all over everything over the past few months, most recently facing off against Stephen Colbert on The Late Show. And the creators of South Park ain't havin' it.



Creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have been regularly involved in politics, everything from Kim Jong Il lamentation in Team America: World Police to the President Obama's first election episode which aired the day after voting.

In the episode, Donald Trump becomes the Canadian president and he must be stopped. According to the show, they thought his candidacy was a joke, but they let the joke go too far.

So in very South Park fashion, Mr. Garrison invades Canada to sexually assault Trump to death.



Yep.



To quote the show:

"Did you hear the good news? The Canadian president has been f*cked to death!"

Via: MrLeeFind
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Toronoto Maple Leafs player Nazem Kadri was benched on Monday because he overslept and missed a team meeting.

So a reporter for Canada’s CP24 was out on the streets asking fans what they thought of the decision.

One man seemed to have something intelligent to say… at first.

“He gets paid a lot to be there,” he says. “So I think he should just f*ck her right in the pu**y.”

The reporter was not pleased, and she quickly sends the camera back to the anchor.

“Oh my goodness,” she says. “That was awful.”

The FHRITP meme started last year when filmmaker John Cain uploaded various videos of reporters getting pranked live on the air which eventually turned out to be hoaxes.

This one however, appears to be all too real.

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Via: GlobalNews
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This is the stuff of nightmares, especially if you're already scared of flying.

An Air Canada flight was forced to make a crash landing on Thursday, when one of its tires burst soon after take-off from Calgary.

But as the plane went down, the landing gear collapsed, and its propeller broke off, slicing into the plane and hitting passenger Christina Kurylo in the head.

Fortunately, no one died, and there were only minor injuries.

"I'm really lucky. It could have been a million times worse," said Christina Kurylo. "I could have died, you know, you never know what could have happened."

Kurylo was one of 5 employees from an Alberta-based radio station that were all on board when the incident occurred. And they seem to be taking it all in stride.

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Fitting words provided by Reddit user BeautifulBeard. This comic pays due respect to fallen soldier Cpl. Nathan Cirillo who was shot while on a patrol of the memorial.

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No reason to name the killer. We don't want to show people an easy way to get their name on the news. Praise the hero, not the killer.

Via: Mediaite
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Yesterday, Taylor Swift's newest single "Track 3" released on iTunes skyrocketed up the Canadian charts.

The track has since been removed under speculation it was a glitch, but if you are hankering for the song of our generation you can listen to the entire track above.

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