Early Bird Special: Leave it to Jesus to resurrect the "Friday" video parody meme.
So This Happened of the Day: After racking up nearly 65 million ironic views in a single month, spawning countless parodies and remixes, and precipitating the downfall of man, Rebecca Black's "Friday" video suddenly disappeared from YouTube without notice.
Creepy Creeper of the Day: Ark Music Factory founder and CEO Patrice "Weirdo Usher" Wilson sits down with a hard-hitting investigative journalist to clear up certain misconceptions about his legitimate, non-pedophilic music-making business.
One misconception that certainly gets cleared up: Patrice Wilson is a legitimate businessman who should definitely be allowed within 100 yards of children.
Also: Television and TV.
Classical Muzak of the Day: The orchestral arrangement for Rebecca Black's "Friday" you knew was coming is now here.
For Orchestra's Walt Ribeiro explains himself:
Regardless of what people say about this track, I actually love it, and so its the one I wanted to arrange this week.