Classical Muzak of the Day: The orchestral arrangement for Rebecca Black's "Friday" you knew was coming is now here.

For Orchestra's Walt Ribeiro explains himself:

Regardless of what people say about this track, I actually love it, and so its the one I wanted to arrange this week.

Kids These Days of the Day: Ark Music Factory end-product Jenna Rose of "My Jeans" fame is back to protect her swag with a brand new video for her latest surefire ironic hit single, "O.M.G.".

Oh, BTW, she's 12 and you should go ahead and take a seat over there.

[ontd.]

Related: Rebecca

Rebecca Black Remix of the Day: Rebecca Black's "Friday" as it was always meant to be heard -- through the lyrical re-interpretation of a bad lip reader.

[mattstopera.]

Morning Links:

• Dolphin dumped in rice field by tsunami rescued by pet-shop owner.

• Yahoo! real-time search results confirm that Yahoo! is awful.

• Google latest pet project:
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This Is Insightful, You Should Watch It of the Day: Dom Mazzetti, the Internet's answer to G. K. Chesterton, shares his appropriately inappropriate thoughts on Rebecca Black's "Friday" video after unintentionally viewing it in lieu of porn.

(sNSFW, Dom Mazzetti.)

[brobible.]

Hot Joint of the Day: Friday is over -- it's time for the weekend. Those Kansas Boyz know what I'm talking about.

[strikegently.]

Lights Out: Just another typical Friday night at Gregory's swinging bachelor pad.

[reddit.]