Civil War Vet of the Day: Nic Cage is finally confronted with the irrefutable fact that he's an immortal vampire, makes up some unbuyable excuse supposedly explaining how he's not.
Stand-Up Guy of the Day: The always-amazing Louis C.K. performs some new jokes on last night's Letterman.
An Example of Homophobia
This 5-Year-Old Made the Cutest AND Most Heroic 911 Call at the Same Time
The Nelson Mandela Twitter Hall of Shame
If Physical Diseases Were Treated Like Mental Illness
10 Reasons Your Pet Can Handle the Snow
Aziz Ansari Captures Why it Sucks to be Single Today
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly This Year in the NFL
Photoshop Battle: The Angry Cat
This Day is Already Ruined
The President Takes a Selfie, and Michelle Obama is Having None of it
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