Know This:

• Chuck Colson, Richard Nixon's former aide, Watergate co-conspirator, and prison Christian, died at the age of 80.
• A military wife finds out about her husband's death through Facebook.
• Carey Mulligan married one of the guys from Mumford & Sons, thus ruining hearts of hipsters across the world.

Read This:

• An open discussion of the worst heroic leads.
• Canadian Jesus, Justin Bieber, hilariously taunts former alleged baby mama on Twitter.

Watch This:

• Just in time for Earth Day today, performance artist, Alison Knowles, made a big ass salad.

Other:

• Listen to Mastodon cover The Flaming Lips for their Record Store Day single.
• Above: Neutral Milk Hotel gets the Pen & Pixel/No Limit Records treatment (via)

John Abbott performs a 39-minute cover of Mastodon's critically acclaimed concept album Leviathan, in a single sitting, on the piano.

[fuckyeahmastodon.]

Kickass Commercial of the Day: Mastodon guitarist/vocalist Brent Hinds shills for Atlanta-based eatery Elmyr, remains a beast while doing so.

[thanks nchammer326!]