Rough Balloon Ride of the Day: Three Scottish gentleman have a gay ol' time crash-landing their hot air balloon in the Chinese countryside.

(sNSFW, Scots.)

[arbroath.]

Marketing Campaign of the Day: "Interbest is a provider of large billboards near highways in The Netherlands. With the following tagline: 'The sooner you advertise here, the better' they created a lot of buzz since the man on the billboard is wearing less and less cloths each day." (Embiggen.)

As clever as this campaig

Meanwhile, In Russia of the Day: Just your average Russian public transportation patron flashing a bus driver his monthly pass.

Very normal stuff.

[reddit.]

Paging Gallagher of the Day: Go ahead and add "exploding watermelons" to China's growing list of food-related scandals.

According to local reports, the plant growth accelerator forchlorfenuron -- a legal additive -- was improperly sprayed on watermelon crops late in the season under damp conditions, causing them to

Moonwalking Grandma of the Day: 65-year-old Bai Shuying shakes her Beijing thing to a medley of Michael Jackson songs on the Chinese edition of "Got Talent."

[newslite.]

When Man Attacks Back of the Day: Niklas Larsson went with his sister to check out a moose that had wandered near his family's plot in Söderby, south of Stockholm.

He brought along an iron pole just to be safe, and was happy to have done so when he found himself having to fend off the moose, Swedish Viking-style.

[metro / thanks sinead!]

Beware Of Dogs of the Day: Citizens of Tennessee: Please be on the lookout for a dog roaming the legislative plaza of the State Capitol building. He is reportedly huge, and partial to frightening representatives into making silly speeches on the House floor.

In related news, the infamous "Don't Say Gay" bill, which would ban teachers from discussing homosexuality with students in grades K thru 8,