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The New York Post has a pun heavy headline for Jared Fogle.
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Jared Fogle's admission of deviant charges makes everyone feel as gross as if they'd actually eaten a Subway sandwich.

Just leave it to the New York Post to make a joke that your uncle would say at Thanksgiving dinner about the whole nasty business.

It does what comes the most natural to us denizens of the Internet — joking away the discomfort.

Joking on this monster of a person has resulted in everything from witty nostalgia:





To very inappropriate.



Or if you just want some good, old-fashioned schadenfreude, here are some of the earliest commercials involving the disgusting creep in question.





It's been a tough time for Subway.

First their long-time spokesman Jared Fogle's house was searched by the FBI in connection with child pornography and then details emerged from a subpoena detailing his Craiglist relationship with a minor.

Subway responded on their Facebook page Aug. 1, but fans only wanted to discuss their favorite sub shop.

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If you live in New York and ride the subway, you probably have no hair because you've been pulling it out since you first boarded at Times Square.

For those who don't live in New York, the subway is the worst place on earth. It is infested with rude, loud, smelly "human beings" who are seemingly unaware that a world of other people exists around them outside of their "Candy Crush Saga" bubble.

Johnny T, the puppet who taught tourists how to act like decent human beings, has a new video, and this time it's all about the necessary evil called the MTA.

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Via: Fox
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Watch Out Nate Silver. Bing Accurately Predicted 95% of the Mid-Term Elections [Bing]

Reddit Was on TV Sunday Night, But Not in a Good Way [WaPo]

Nude Subway Rider Proves New York is Becoming More and More Like Jerry Seinfeld's New York [New York Post]

Matt Groening's Worlds Continue to Collide with "Simpsons"/"Futurama" Crossover Episode [EW]

Via: TMZ
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Anyone who rides the subway in New York will appreciate this video.

Orange is the New Black star Lea DeLaria was not in the mood to hear about religion from a loud man on her commute Tuesday morning.

Wearing a "Bad Jew" t-shirt, the actress who plays "Big Boo" on the show stood up and got into a shouting match with the preacher about Jesus.

In part 2 of the video (embedded below), he also starts yelling about Sodom and Gomorrah, which DeLaria, who is openly gay, does not find very amusing.

Someone give this woman a medal.

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