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Utah, America's northern-most Florida, has done it again.

A Subway employee in Layton decided to punk a cop by putting a cocktail of marijuana, THC and methamphetamine in his drink, as the world's dumbest free-gift-with-purchase idea.

A video shows the clerk leaning over the Officer's drink a little too long, and the unnamed Sergeant had his colleagues test his drink after he tried to drive back to the station and started to feel all wonky.



The Subway presumptive-former-employee is busy thinking about what he did in a jail cell right now.

3AM on the 7 train. MTA subways come equipped with cuddly rats. #mta #goingyourway #nycsubway

A video posted by Antony Lin (@copaantl98) on

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New York has a pretty bad reputation for having rats in the subway without having one crawl up on a guy's shoulder and try to get cozy with him. New York city cops have recently stressed that "Subways are not for sleeping". They claim it's to reduce the chance of theft but it looks like there's another safety issue that passengers should be aware of.

Gross Out of the Day: Man Finds Whole Mouse Hiding Out in Subway Sandwich
Via: KWG 8
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Nope. Nope. Nope.

An Oregon man found an whole rodent just chillin' inside his Subway sandwich. And if you think this is faked, like so many of these stories before, think again!

The state health department has confirmed that this actually took place.

Just look at that little guy—all comfy under a warm bed of spinach.

Matt Jones witnessed the mouse go into his friend's sandwich.

"It's the funniest thing I've ever seen, but it's also the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," Jones told KWG8. "I laughed because I was like, there is no way this just happened."

The only ray of hope is that the rodent probably didn't come from inside the Subway, but from the spinach company.

On second thought, that's actually not better at all.

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If you thought former Subway spokesperson and admitted child predator Jared Fogle couldn't get any more punchable, you'd be very wrong.

Fogle, who pled guilty to child pornography charges and crossing states lines to have sex with minors, can be seen in this unearthed video making fun of other alleged predators on To Catch a Predator.

The clips comes from a VH1 series, I Love The New Millennium, where actors and comedians comment on pop culture. Fogle can be seen at around 1:50 mocking would-be child predators.

"These guys continue to fall for it every single time. There must be, like, a hundred million episodes of this show, and these guys still come out," he says.

OK, Jared. (rage throws keyboard across room)

The New York Post has a pun heavy headline for Jared Fogle.
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Jared Fogle's admission of deviant charges makes everyone feel as gross as if they'd actually eaten a Subway sandwich.

Just leave it to the New York Post to make a joke that your uncle would say at Thanksgiving dinner about the whole nasty business.

It does what comes the most natural to us denizens of the Internet — joking away the discomfort.

Joking on this monster of a person has resulted in everything from witty nostalgia:





To very inappropriate.



Or if you just want some good, old-fashioned schadenfreude, here are some of the earliest commercials involving the disgusting creep in question.





It's been a tough time for Subway.

First their long-time spokesman Jared Fogle's house was searched by the FBI in connection with child pornography and then details emerged from a subpoena detailing his Craiglist relationship with a minor.

Subway responded on their Facebook page Aug. 1, but fans only wanted to discuss their favorite sub shop.

eat fresh,facebook,Great Sub Style Chris,Subway,Jared
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If you live in New York and ride the subway, you probably have no hair because you've been pulling it out since you first boarded at Times Square.

For those who don't live in New York, the subway is the worst place on earth. It is infested with rude, loud, smelly "human beings" who are seemingly unaware that a world of other people exists around them outside of their "Candy Crush Saga" bubble.

Johnny T, the puppet who taught tourists how to act like decent human beings, has a new video, and this time it's all about the necessary evil called the MTA.

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