Exhibit A: "Teach Me How To Brushy," a badass new PSA (directed at kids) by the Oregon Dental Association, set to "Teach Me How to Dougie" by Cali Swag District. Starring legendary Trail Blazers play-by-play announcer Bill Schonely.
What appears to be the "tongue" of the clam is actually its "foot," and it is attempting to make an escape in search of water:
Have you ever rubbed salt in a wound, or poured salt on a slug? The inside of a clam is not much different; touching the salt is not something it likes to do. So it retracts its foot, and sits, waiting for the tide to come in, and hoping it isn't picked off by a seagull.
Only in America (at Slater's 50/50 in California) can you find the all-bacon 'Merica burger: "100 percent ground bacon plus thick-cut bacon, a sunny-side-up egg, our new 'bacon island' dressing, all topped with bacon cheddar cheese."