Everything Went As Expected of the Day: As the saying goes: Mess with the crab, get the pinchers.
This Didn't End Well of the Day: Obama impersonator Reggie Brown was invited to speak at the Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans.
Everything went as expected. (By which I mean, he was welcomed to the stage with shouts of "Where's your birth certificate?," and proceeded to make borderline racist jokes until he was pulled off the stage
Inevitable Conclusion of the Day: Rule of thumb: If you're going to name your boat Titanic II, be prepared for it to sink like a stone on its maiden voyage.
Mark Wilkinson thought he could beat the odds, but he couldn't: The Birminghamian's 16ft cabin cruiser took on water after busting its hull and went under like its namesake near West Bay harbour in
PSA of the Day: YouTuber Sean Symons says he spotted a teenager who was texting while driving and reported him to the police. He then whipped out his camera and pursued his car for a while as the teen continued to text unmindful of his surroundings, with lamentably predictable results.
Don't text and drive. (Also: Don't film and drive.)