Punch Line of the Day: Times of India, the world's most widely circulated English-language newspaper, published this terribly tasteless joke involving singer Chris Brown and his 2009 physical ass
Bad Joke of the Day: Hahahaha! Wait... I don't get it.
Neither did a lot of other people, some of whom thought The Onion's Twitter account might have been hacked.
It seems the satirical periodical was attempting to reference
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