Gustavo Angel Tamayo has never played basketball in his life, but after getting selected to compete in a timed shot contest for his school he stepped up his game.
James and Gatorade were unable to negotiate a sponsorship early in the Miami Heat player's career, leading him to sign with their competitor Powerade. That makes the trolling all the sweeter! Meanwhile, the rest of the internet went in on James and his cramp:
And of course this was going to happen: