Early Bird Special: Famous last words.
Big Bada Boom of the Day: The NYPD kicked off Independence Day celebrations early with the controlled destruction of over 5,000 pound of illegal fireworks "ranging in size from sparklers to professional pyrotechnics."
Underwater Explosion of the Day: "MASSIVE UNDERWATER ROCK QUARRY EXPLOSION" does what it says on the tin.
Big Bad Boom of the Day: Dare you to hit the snooze button on this alarm clock.
(sNSFW, exploding expletive.)