This Is Funny, You Should Look At Your Life, Look At Your Choices of the Day: Brian Gallivan offers his Sassy Gay Friend services to Black Swan's Nina Sayers.

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OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Mini-ballerina tries to get a handle on the first position, fails adorably.

inb4 Black Swan.

[joannecasey.]

Cinema Rage of the Day: According to a report published in the Latvian media, a movie-goer in Riga allegedly shot a fellow Forum cinema patron during a screening of Black Swan following a verbal altercation concerning the man's popcorn-chewing volume.

The 27-year-old -- who is a police academy graduate with a doctorate in law -- fired at the 43-year-old seated next to him