Watch as PSY schools Britney and Ellen (Simon Cowell is obvs having none of it...) in Gangnam Style: "Dress classy! Dance cheesy!"

[ellen]

If you sell your soul to AutoTune, the world will take advantage of every opportunity to remind you.

[vvv]

Early Bird Special: Britney Spears through the years: From baby through "baby" to bonkers and back.

[buzzfeed.]

After Hours: 20-year-old singer-songwriter Garret Borns' mellifluous timbre transforms Britney Spears' otherwise middling bad-boy procedural, "Criminal."

[thanks molly!]

Sure Why Not of the Day: Every instance of the words "baby" or "crazy" or any combination thereof in every Britney Spears song, in chronological order.

[theawl.]

Compare And Contrast of the Day: Britney Spears meets her fans; Rihanna meets her fans.

[ontd / mefi.]

Don't Ask, Just Sing of the Day: Soldiers serving in Afghanistan perform a shockingly competent lip dub of Britney Spears' "Hold It Against Me," which has been stamped with the approval of BritBrit herself.

[thanks karl!]