- Chuck Colson, Richard Nixon's former aide, Watergate co-conspirator, and prison Christian, died at the age of 80.
- A military wife finds out about her husband's death through Facebook.
- Carey Mulligan married one of the guys from Mumford & Sons, thus ruining hearts of hipsters across the world.
- An open discussion of the worst heroic leads.
- Canadian Jesus, Justin Bieber, hilariously taunts former alleged baby mama on Twitter.
- Just in time for Earth Day today, performance artist, Alison Knowles, made a big ass salad.