Butt Jewelry of the Day: Twinkle Tush Wants to Shame Your Cat

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Sure, you love your cat, but if only there were some sparkly way to cover up the parts of your pet that you love less.

Well, Twinkle Tush is here to fix that problem that you never even would have considered anyone ever has had.

By hanging a large, sparkly gem around a short string, you can thread your poor, embarrassed cat's tail through and cover up its terrible, terrible anus.



According to the product's website, the Twinkle Tush is merely trying to protect your sensitive houseguest's eyes from the specter that is cat anatomy.



Have you ever thrown a respectable cocktail party at your home only to have your feline family member come out and proudly display their uncovered rear? While kitty might enjoy showing off their brown eye, we're sure your guests don't like to see that one eyed monster while munching on their caviar. Give your cat some class. Hang a Twinkle Tush from their tail and cover that butt in bling.



So many questions.

How much is this marvel of innovation, you're probably shouting at the computer screen. Well, the good people at Cat Crib want to sell you this accessory for the low, low price of $5.99.





To their credit, they do admit it is a gag gift, though seem very interested in slinging some of these feline butt covers.

Their usual modus operandi is selling fabric that you put under your chairs to make a cat hammock. This is probably just an attempt to diversify.

News FAIL of the Day: This Just in From The Chicago Tribune!

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Can you guess the most viral story from yesterday's online edition of The Chicago Tribunes? For more deets on this story, check out Gizmodo's Q&A interview with the Tribunes' social media and SEO manager Amy Guth.

Simon's Cat in "Icecapade"

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British animator Simon Tofield's beloved cartoon cat returns to YouTube with the latest episode "Icecapade," or in Torfield's own words, "a festive feline's frosty fishing frolic."

Look at This Cat of the Day

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This cat just wants to become one with the box.

Look at This Cat of the Day

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YouTuber Thr1lla115 makes his cat perform an air drum solo to the death metal song "Remove This Poison" by Thy Art is Murder.

Not a Single Damn of the Day: Claw Crane Kitty Prize

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A cat sits inside a claw crane machine and doesn't give a damn about it.



Not a Single Damn of the Day is a feature series that celebrates some of the most laid back animals and carefree people in our everyday lives.

Look at This Cat of the Day: A Cat's Point of View

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Watch a day in the life of a pretty cool cat, set to the footage of Superchunk's "Crossed Wires" music video by Whitey McConnaughy and the 1997 hit single "Smack My B*tch Up" by Prodigy.



Editor's Note: This song contains mild language.



Look at This Cat of the Day is a feature series committed to serving the raison d'être of the Internets.